Pretending

Sometimes I pretend that you're posting to me.
Sometimes I pretend that I've been asleep the whole time.
Sometimes I pretend I have deleted the photos off my computer, and that I have moved on. Sometimes I pretend that life is like a game. Like algebra. Solve for x. Solve for the y-intercept. Find the gradient. Climb it's slope. Is the horizon a straight line? Or is it more parabolic? If I were to buy it for $4000, what would this sunrise be in future value in 10 years time at a rate of 8.9% p.a.? Discussing with you the standard deviation of all of my worries, and trying to find the mean. So I can fix it all up from the middle.

Pythagoras was a bastard.
He took things too seriously.
If you took the squared height of myself and yourself, he is convinced that it would = x^2

But prove it.
Prove it Pythagoras.
Whingey little bitch.