Besties

Reasons why I love my Bed:

-I've been sleeping with you for years.
-You're always there for me.
-If I leave for long periods of time, with no promise of when I'm coming back, or who I'm with, you are still waiting for me for when I get home.
-You're warm, and extra specially soft.
-I don't have to share you.


and;

I CAN JUMP UP AND DOWN ON YOU, AND YOU JUST WON'T DIE.

:D