Vast Differences Between Fingernails And Toenails

There are vast differences between my fingernails and toe nails, and I feel that it boils down much more to exposure than biology. I have small feet, that are broader than usual, with toes that look like people cueing at an airport in summer. There is a large man at the counter (the big toe) and he is sweating through his business suit, and it's making the tall, occasional tennis player behind him uncomfortable. That is why there is a gap between them. Third and fourth in line are a couple- two lesbians about to go on holiday. One jutts her head out of line, ponytail swinging to assess the hold up (the fourth toe). At the back, resting on this nosey woman for support, (a prearranged agreement, don't you worry) is a leathery old woman.  

My feet spend most days seeing the same pictures in my shoes, house, garden and shower. So they reinvented themselves. My fingernails have got it pretty good.